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Post by Court Baron Butters on Jun 28, 2014 19:46:51 GMT -5
Nexus Disaster Relief fundraiser - 2014
As of a few hours ago our news team of highly trained monkey's discovered that one of the honored members of the site has suffered a tremendous loss, one of his posts was destroyed, the cause of this unrivaled destruction is still unknown, and we will alert the public as soon as we know the facts, or make up a good story about what happened. We understand that around 21 hours ago irreversible damage was sustained to the member known as: Metawulf's post in the thread: The Broken Banks, and we need people to help in anyway they can. We here at the Nexus are a kind giving folk, and it is time for all of us to dig into our pockets, and give to our unfortunate member, we urge that everybody can give as much as they can, I will be airdropping peanut butter and jelly sandwiches on top of Meta's house, and I will not rest until he has recouped from this tragic loss, or until he tells me to stop dropping trash on his roof, and we ask that everybody help out however they can.
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Post by Zenios on Jun 28, 2014 21:36:39 GMT -5
WARNING: THIS IS A LINK TO THAT REALLY SAD SONG FROM THOSE COMMERCIALS MEANT TO SET THE TONE. YOU KNOW THE ONE I'M TALKING ABOUT. DON'T CLICK IT IF YOUR HEART CAN'T TAKE IT Zen here, on the scene of this tragedy. As you can see this devastation is... it's just undescribable. This is truly a sad day in Nexus history. I only hope that we can recover from such a tragedy. But I'll do everything I can to support the victims of a terrible tragedy like this, and you should too. We can't save the Nexus from itself without more willing participants. Dial 555-555-5555* now to make your tax-free donation to the cause. *In America only; good luck being international ((I honestly don't mean to make fun of actual tragedy relief efforts and actively do what I can to support them, but I really couldn't pass up the opportunity to mimic that style of advertising when we're already talking about disaster relief))
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