Post by <> MetaWulf <> on Jun 27, 2014 21:20:46 GMT -5
[ This frequency can be picked up by all radios, Pip-Boy's, car stereos, and electronic devices in a fifty mile radius near the center of Oregon. The station is sometimes unreliable, with signal strength occasionally dropping and frequent static. ]
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"-esting, one, two. Testing, one, t-"
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"Howdy, High Desert dwellers! Welcome Freedom Radio back to the air, and the Dirty Devil, back at yer service."
*gruff cough, wheeze*
"Hmm. Beautiful night outside, folks. Now... I know some of you may have been wondering why the broadcasting took a break this week. Others may wonder why the broadcast suddenly stopped around three aye 'em tuesday mornin'. Well, I got shot in cold blood and now I'm back from the grave! Heh, heh. ...On a small, completely unrelated note, I'd like tah thank a certain merchant for his generous donation of two conductors, a transistor, a vacuum tube, and some scrap electronics. Sorry for the headache, mate. Your state congratulates you on aiding independence and freedom. You sir, are a true American. And it was a hot day to be working up on that tower, let me tell yah. But I do it for you, folks..."- *static* -
"...some of you have been asking, 'Hey Dirty, what's going on over there in Tull?'"
"Now, I don't like being the bearer of bad news, but you know Dirty always tells it like it is. The free exchange of information is crucial to our cause. ...And people, it seems the NCR finally done screwed the pooch. Several reports tonight came to my attention involving troopers in the region south-west of Tull today. And then I get this crap."
"Seems those silly bastards have actually occupied Tull. Naturally, the free people of Oregon fought valiantly. But there's more... here me well. Inside sources have reported that much of the town is in flames, and what has happened to the folks of Tull is still unknown. What is known, however, is that the oppressive fascist monster that calls it's self the NCR has finally shown it's true colors! Yellow! ...we knew it would come to this, ya know. Didn't we? You'll know more as soon as I do folks, but in the mean time I suggest doing two things here:"
"One. Steer clear of Tull. Whatever happened there, it's still happenin'."
"Two. If you love your land, if you love your family, and if you love freedom, ol' Dirty Devil wants you to prepare for the fight for Oregon. The NCR is coming, and the want to take our land. They want to bleed us dry, mark my words. So to all you hooligans, half-witted cowboys, all you raiders and wild boys, get ready fer a fight. Oregon is free land, and we ain't gonna let those swine take what's rightfully ours, now are we!?"
"No, of course not. And that's why we need to be together in the fight, people. Think about it."
"Now... the request thing is starting tah work here. There's a lovely little lady down at Dolly's place, sweet thing named Maria, and she loves Eddie Cochran, fellas. Don't ask me how I know. Maria, here one of my favorites, honey. It's a classic, and the Devils will appreciate it. My thoughts are with you boys, give the bear hell! Here's Eddie Cochran doing Summertime Blues, on Oregon's only independent, free radio; Freedom Radio."
*sound of a paper waving*
"Seems those silly bastards have actually occupied Tull. Naturally, the free people of Oregon fought valiantly. But there's more... here me well. Inside sources have reported that much of the town is in flames, and what has happened to the folks of Tull is still unknown. What is known, however, is that the oppressive fascist monster that calls it's self the NCR has finally shown it's true colors! Yellow! ...we knew it would come to this, ya know. Didn't we? You'll know more as soon as I do folks, but in the mean time I suggest doing two things here:"
"One. Steer clear of Tull. Whatever happened there, it's still happenin'."
"Two. If you love your land, if you love your family, and if you love freedom, ol' Dirty Devil wants you to prepare for the fight for Oregon. The NCR is coming, and the want to take our land. They want to bleed us dry, mark my words. So to all you hooligans, half-witted cowboys, all you raiders and wild boys, get ready fer a fight. Oregon is free land, and we ain't gonna let those swine take what's rightfully ours, now are we!?"
"No, of course not. And that's why we need to be together in the fight, people. Think about it."
"Now... the request thing is starting tah work here. There's a lovely little lady down at Dolly's place, sweet thing named Maria, and she loves Eddie Cochran, fellas. Don't ask me how I know. Maria, here one of my favorites, honey. It's a classic, and the Devils will appreciate it. My thoughts are with you boys, give the bear hell! Here's Eddie Cochran doing Summertime Blues, on Oregon's only independent, free radio; Freedom Radio."
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( Distantly. ) "What the-? Damn thing..." ( A switch is flipped, then a bang is heard. ) "There we go!"
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